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chmod755@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

We should rename Donald Trump. Any suggestions?

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We should rename Donald Trump. Any suggestions?

chmod755@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I’m partial to Mango Mussolini

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    Ontario Mexico

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    The Late Donald Trump.

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    Just replace T with a D, replace r with nothing because nobody needs r in a name, everybody knows that, and replace ald with a key then you will have real meaning of a character and intellect.

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    Fuckface von Clownstick

    Mostly because he hates it.

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    Inmate

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      Inmate #2547

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      This is quietly the best answer

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    Rename Trump to Gulf of Mexico.

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    Crooked Trump

    Conman Trump

    Donnie the Diddler/The Diddler

    wp:Fred Trump Jr’s brother

    (“On September 26, 1981,[21] at the age of 42, he died from a heart attack caused by his alcohol use.[22][23][c]”)

    No-majority Trump

    Cadet Bone Spurs (from RW:Donald Trump)

    ​

    and from Wiktionary:

    wt:Thesaurus:Donald Trump

    Derogatory

    Cheeto
    Dementia Don
    Diaper Don
    Dirty Donald
    Donald Duck
    Donald Trumpet
    Don Snoreleone
    Don the Con
    Dozy Don
    Drumpf
    Dump
    Forrest Trump
    Frump
    Jabba the Trump
    Krasnov
    orange-American
    Orange Clown
    Orange Head
    Orange Man
    Sleepy Don
    Sleepy Donald
    Teflon Don
    The Nodfather
    Trumpedo
    Trumpstein
    the Trumpster
    Velveeta Voldemort
    Zion Don
    Zognald
    🍊
    
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    John Oliver already tried this with Drumpf.

    Instead, we should simply fail to acknowledge him at all. No questions, no remarks, no interviews. He doesn’t matter. Nothing he says is of value. Forget he existed, and let him die quietly forgotten.

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      Respectfully disagree. I think we should carve his face in rock at Mt Rushmore. But instead of a face on the mountain, his face is carved on the ground, facing up, mouth agape. Then, the facility’s public toilets are suspended above it, and a constant stream of guests can shit on his face into his open mouth, basically forever.

      The Presidential memorial can also serve as his tomb, so you can literally shit all over his corpse.

      It will be the most popular National monument ever and completely befitting his legacy.

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        I’ll throw in 20 bucks for the cause.

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        I might plan a road trip for that.

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      …let him die quietly forgotten.

      After we have seized all of his, and his families ill gotten gains. So basically, every asset.

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      John Oliver already tried this with Drumpf.

      That is his family name, at least before it was Anglicized. His grandfather (IIRC) came to the US with that name.

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      Agreed. What he does may be important, but he says nothing or value. I avoid so many BS-articles in my feed through this continuously expanding list:

      UPDATE: just added “Trump floats” to the list.

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    Joe Hussien Biden.

    He would be furious lol

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      Joe José Elizabeth Hussien Obama Biden Merkel

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    Are you kidding?

    For the entire future of this planet, the word “trump” will mean the worst of everything.

    “He really trumped that up.”

    “I took a giant trump this morning.”

    “That pedophile was a total trump.”

    “Imagine the smallest micropenis you could ever imagine. Basically, a trump.”

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      It’s funny because trumped up already means fake in English. Like “trumped up charges”.

      Sometimes I do think we are living in a simulation.

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      Just like Santorum.

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      Ironically, I read on dictionary.com that the word “trump” used to mean “an admirable or helpful person”

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      Pedofiile being a total Trump is redundant

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      We’d rather he not live rent-free in our heads. The best insult is to disregard that he ever existed, and never use his name again.

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    Pedo President, always slip pedo in front

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    Donorrehea Dump

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    Sans Intelligence

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    pissclown

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