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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 23 hours ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 23 hours ago
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  • betanumerus@lemmy.ca
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    down voted for the absolutely useless and arrogant title

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      I genuinely could not think of anything better so like… fair

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    Wild thing is some total moron will read that and be like "phew thank god I run windows!”

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      “See? I told you this lunix (sic) is dangerous!”

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        • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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          This wasn’t a real ad, now was it? and do I want to know the answer to this?

          • rumba@lemmy.zip
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            I was there when it hit the net. Supposedly, it was real, but only ran in Germany.

            I retrieved the copy from http://xahlee.info/UnixResource_dir/microsoft_linux_ad.html, but I can attest that it at least existed around 2000.

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        The funniest part of your comment is that you could not let Linux be misspelled without a correction, even though that’s the joke.

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          Hence the preemptive sic 😁

  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    It has already been forked more than 60K times, there is no way linux can recover from this.

  • sompreno@lemmy.zip
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    Oh no, anyway

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    If your app becomes vulnerable because the source code leaked, your app was always vulnerable.

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      Security by obscurity isn’t reliable protection.

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        Depends on the value of the target. How many resources go into undermining Sailfish OS?

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    The guy’s name is Linus and he reverse-engineered Linux? Who wrote this shit, Kojima?

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      Linus, you must deliver Linux to Nerdman.

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    I mentioned this last time this was posted, but linux only has around 20 million lines of code. It’s funny how people always seem to overestimate the size.

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      You seem to underestimate how much 20 million loc is.

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      SMH with some serious management we could double that number of lines in mere months.

      (Do I have to put the / ?)

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        SMH with some serious management we could double that number of lines in mere months.

        But why? “Bigger is better” is realy just bullshit here. If the code has a good quality, going for quantity just for the sake of it is just plane stupid.

        (Do I have to put the / ?)

        On Lemmy? Hell yes.

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      300 trillion lines you say!?!?

      • nightlily@leminal.space
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        Commit 7 billion lines

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      • bertlewirth@lemmy.world
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        To shreds you say?

        • psycotica0@lemmy.ca
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          Well, how’s his wife holding up?

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            To shreds, you say?

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    oh man thats crazy! Hope no one leaks git’s source code next

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    This joke will always be relevant.

  • cinoreus@lemmy.world
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    Prompt?

    /s

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      Create an operating system. Write code. Do not make any mistakes. Don’t hallucinate

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        Make no mistakes*

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        You should know by bow you have to capitalize “DON’T” so it really does not make mistakes. And if you really wanna emphasize it, say “DO NOT”. this tells ai to really think. Know your tools!

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    c/linuxsucks be like

    • nil@piefed.ca
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      Didn’t knos !linuxsucks@lemmy.world is a thing

      Edit: It seems posting is disabled. Missed opportunity to advocate BSD

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    “paid partnership” fuck yeah

    • degen@midwest.social
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      Idk how the monetization of a Twitter account works in the first place, but this detail boggles my mind

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    He’s even rumoured to have recently started to use AI to assist in his project…!

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      What a dbag! Next we’ll find out he cusses people out on email lists and PRs.

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    what the heck the whole kernel, really?

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    Joke’s on us? I dunno leave me alone.

    https://www.gatesnotes.com/microsoft-original-source-code

    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe it’s just me but that site is atrocious to navigate on mobile, text and pictures didn’t load until it’s like half way on the page and the text does some weird animation effect when scrolling. Very distracting and difficult to skim

      • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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        It’s atrocious on all platforms, don’t worry.

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        Same here. Had to load the desktop version.

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