Like an italian hoagie but a round bun, pizza cut into squares rather than traditional slice, meatballs in cube form
Soup, when it comes out in the shape of the can
You’ve never wanted to take a little bite out of that cylinder plopping out of a campbells can of condensed cream of mushroom soup?
January climbing trip to Yosemite, staying in Sunnyside campground, stove had a fuel leak and caught fire catching the picnic table on fire. After the excitement was over relegated to eating cold Campbells cream of mushroom soup out of the can. Mercifully we had a case of Lucky Lager to wash it down. Spent the rest of the night solving rebus puzzles found under the twist off caps. 4/10 do not advise.
This is like a product review Elaine Benes would write and I’m really feeling like getting a can of condensed cream of mushroom soup now
I’ve only ever had those on bottles of Mickey’s. Man they were a great way of reminding you how drank you thunk I was.
They do get harder as the night goes on!
Ever tried to make a hotdog-shaped hamburger because you didn’t have the right bun? Don’t.
Like… a frikadel or a shish kebab?
Chocolate, when shaped like a hyper-realistic tarantula
(There was s research study)
Food is food regardless of what shape it is served in. As long as the textures and flavor are there I can give zero shits.
You must give some shits if you’re human. You are human…right?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Have you ever had orzo pasta with a heavy Bolognese sauce? It’s genuinely worse than a larger noodle; topology is destiny.
Risoni Bolognese is delicious.
Not my thing. I’m a big texture eater though, orzo pasta has very few places in my kitchen outside of pasta salad
I mean, I am too but there isn’t anything wrong with the texture of risoni bolognese imo.
But if I requested spaghetti yet received risoni, there would be a complaint because the two are indeed wildly different.
Mashed potato chips.
But everyone in the pringles mashed potatoes videos seem to love it
Pasta. I like the small pieces, like penne or fusilli, but I just cannot be fucking bothered if it’s spaghetti. I simply refuse.
For me it’s the penis shaped pasta. If it is anything else I also refuse.
penis shaped pasta
I really need a picture to visualize what you’re talking about. O_O
Okay, I’ve never had it but some dicks & cheese couldn’t be bad… it looks like the forks would pick them up just fine and they have a decent surface area to shovel the cheese into you mouth.
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I agree to an extent. Some shapes work better for difference sauces because of the way their shape holds onto sauces. Like shapes with lots of ridges are great for “mac and cheese” as opposed to long smooth noodles.
Hamburgers are great, but if you rolled ground beef into a tube and stuck it in a hotdog bun, that would be kinda icky.
Tomato is another one for me. Whole or sliced thick is gross. Cubed or turned into sauce is amazing.
I love onion, but I prefer it juliened or diced. Rough chopped is a textural nightmare.
So the ham dogger is a hard no for you?
I did this before because I only had hotdog buns, never again. Weiners gotta have a nice snap to it for peak enjoyment, lol
That would look like poop.
Shish kofta look like poop on a stick but goddamn is it fucking delicious. The smell makes you immediately forget that it looks like poop from a butt.
What if the rolled beef is on some flatbread like kofta kebabs
I can’t believe no one has brought to light the only objectively correct answer. Chicken nuggets in any shape other than dinosaurs are just worse.
Soup that isn’t in the shape of its container.
Any preference if that soup is in a square bowl, or round fishbowl, perhaps a giant martini glass?
I think it’s really just if the soup doesn’t conform to the container. That would be disturbing soup
It’s just a phase buttmasterflex
Gosh, Mom, I can be a shear-thickening fluid if I want to be! Stop trying to make me fit your definition of physical matter!
I absolutely hate soup in wide, shallow bowls. The bowl needs to be deep, preferably shaped like a half-sphere
I honestly can’t think of anything. I grew up in Ohio in the US which commonly has “party cut” (i.e. square-cut) pizza for thin-crust (and generally toppings all the way to the edges instead of empty crust). I personally preferred much thicker crust cut in the more customary shape, though.
I’ve never seen a meatcube, but I’d be game.
I do love a good thing crust with those cuts but they aren’t exactly convenient to eat without a fork
Corn. Must be on the cob, I cannot enjoy it otherwise.
The day they proclaimed their mortal enemy, Mexican food.
I understand some prefer flour tortillas, but if its corn tortillas vs no tacos, the answer is always tacos. Also salsas with corn are always welcome for me.
My spouse would say she wouldn’t want to live without corndogs probably…
Also do you dislike popcorn?
Popcorn is alright. It’s just regular loose corn that isn’t as appetizing to me.
an italian hoagie but a round bun
You’re basically describing a muffuletta which is delicious.
And thin crust pizza is commonly cut into squares, also delicious.
I’m sure muffuletta is delicious but if given the option, I’m picking a submarine shape 9/10 times. I’ve never liked square pizza, getting a square corner piece from a tray pizza is worse than insulting someone’s mother.
Getting that little corner piece is a great sign of respect in my culture (Chicago). Often reserved as a reward for the courier of the pizza.
In my Sicilian family as well. My dad was a baker and when he brought home giant pan pizzas we would fight over corner pieces.
Double the cheese gristle and browned edge. Oh it’s so delicious.
Seriously the corner rocks. also true for brownies.
Ah, Chicago, makes sense. Give me middle pieces all day.
Deli meat cut thick, no thanks. I want to see through it or I’m not eating it
I used to get all my deli turkey shaved, so much better than sliced
Does ham count? I do like a nice thick slice of ham for easter but in sandwiches I agree with you.
Green beans icky,
French cut green beans 👌
Pizza in squares absolutely I have no interest in.
My hands shake, and I have very hard time on holding onto the damn thing. If it’s in a triangle with the crust at the edge for my hands to hold onto then I enjoy the pizza.
Also, super thin crust pizza. No . hard pass. Either hand tossed or deep dish.
Other than that, I’m not picky as far as the shape of it
Triangles are the optimal shape, but, if presented with a square, just remember that it’s optimal for folding. You get a uniform size and thickness and it’s rather pleasing.
and it’s still pizza…
