Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.

clearly it must be in the dishwasher

Mine once fell out of my pants while I was sitting at my office chair. It ended up perched on the bar that connects the seat back the seat bottom. There is a 3 inch gap between the back and the bottom otherwise. It took me a week to find it, and right before i was about to cancel everything. I only found it because i bumped the chair and it jiggled free.

My son once took all the cards our of my wallet and put them in the printer/scanner that we never use. I only found out 2 years later when I finally went to print something and there was a jam, opened the scanner lid to get inside and boom.

Could be there.

Somewhere special that you’ve never put it before, so you wouldn’t forget where it was

Are you walking funny … ?

Try the couch cushions

Check under the sofa

Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?

Drawer No. 42.

bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude

Have you checked your butthole?

I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.

The same could have happened to YOU.

We’re on lemmy, we’re all commie, so we don’t have neither wallets nor money, and collectively re-appropriate what she capitalists stole us when needing something.

It’s part of term of use, you had to throw your wallet away before joining

Have you tried calling it